Went online to register for courses; now I’m watching the roast of Pam Anderson.
Of course, you never really forget anyone, but you certainly release them. You stop allowing their history to have any meaning for you today. You let them change their haircut, let them move, let them fall in love again. And when you see this person you have let go, you realize that there is no reason to be sad. The person you knew exists somewhere, but you are separated by too much time to reach them again.
Guys, I am anxious. Extremely anxious. I need funding for graduate school and find out in about a week whether or not I will receive any.
Whatever the outcome, I need my virtual friends to support me emotionally through this stressful, stressssful waiting period.
Convertible PT cruisers are probably the saddest thing I’ve seen since cool youth pastors.
Klaus to Roger as Roger holds a magazine of US Weekly up to Klaus’ face:
Why is there a hole on Daniel Craig’s face?
Roger, avoiding eye contact:
He was hungry and I was feeding him something.
A lady at work today told me about the tattoo that her idiot friend got last weekend:
"You know that stupid saying YOLO? Well, my idiot friend goes and gets real big on his arm: BORN TO YOLO. He is so dumb! He also has another one on the other arm of a giant slice of pizza that says, ‘Money, pizza, respect.’"
"He will never regret those."